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Post by mhbruin on Apr 1, 2024 8:21:49 GMT -8
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the salesperson, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, and Ken's Computer.
Nothing Says Easter Like ...
White House Deputy Press Secretary and Senior Communications Adviser Andrew Bates compared the two men and their messages.
"Biden, marking Easter in the normal, traditional fashion: 'To all those gathering in churches and homes around the world today: Happy Easter. May God bless and keep you,'" he wrote. He added a report from NBC about Trump's Easter statement.
Trump, on the other hand, has "posted this Easter a piece of commentary from the right-wing outlet Gateway Pundit claiming he is 'The Chosen One.' 'What’s happening is supernatural…Trump is ‘the Chosen One.’… What we are all witnessing is ‘The Trump Miracle,'" Bates shared Sunday.
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Post by mhbruin on Apr 1, 2024 8:23:20 GMT -8
On Top Of This the RNC Will Be Sharing Their Money With Previous Guy
The latest campaign finance reports, filed on March 20, show the Democratic National Committee raised $16.6 million and the Republican National Committee raising $10.7 million in February, bringing their respective totals for the 2023-2024 election cycle to $154 million and $109.5 million. The DNC entered March with more than $26 million cash on hand, while the RNC had about $11 million in the bank.
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Post by mhbruin on Apr 1, 2024 8:26:07 GMT -8
Not Even MAGAs Can Escape Gravity
"A pro-Trump rally in Georgia went terribly wrong as large speakers kept crashing to the ground, and at another point, their stage tipped over, and the pulpit hit the ground. The organizer, apparently not familiar with basic physics blamed 'Democrats.'"
In the comments, social media users weren't gentle on the event's organizers.
@joeflood said that, "Gravity has a left-wing bias."
@marlatauscher mocked the crowd size. "Sounds like a massive crowd of ten or so, including the speakers."
@willylo86412915 said it was inevitable. "That's what happens when you use a single axel dump trailer detached from a truck as your stage, it's physics," they wrote.
Another user, @mcomiskey825, simply wrote, "Oops."
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Post by mhbruin on Apr 1, 2024 8:29:35 GMT -8
Maybe He Should Also Apologize to Humans and People
Donald Trump's campaign on Saturday pushed President Joe Biden's administration to apologize to "Catholics and Christians," prompting insiders to wonder why Trump drew a distinction between the two denominations of the shared faith. (Christians are a denomination? Of what?)
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Post by mhbruin on Apr 1, 2024 8:30:24 GMT -8
We Are a Deeply Divided Nation Between Those Who Have a Clue and Those Who Don't
NBC host Kristen Welker is in hot water after a report in which she told viewers that Donald Trump's attacks against the daughter of a judge in the former president's criminal case are a "reminder" that this is a "deeply divided nation."
This led to award-winning Historian Dr. Joanne Freeman suggesting Welker's angle was not the responsible way to handle the report.
"At this point, framing this in a 'politics as normal' framework is profoundly irresponsible," she wrote on Sunday.
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Post by mhbruin on Apr 1, 2024 8:34:15 GMT -8
Maybe Rushing to Invest in DJT Might Not Be a Great Idea.
An auditor has raised doubts about the ability of Donald Trump's publicly traded company to stay in business, according to a new regulatory filing.
Trump Media and Technology Group, which operates the Truth Social platform, reported it lost $58.2 million in 2023 while generating total revenues of $4.1 million, according to the Monday filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission. Trump Media listed its largest expense for the year as interest payments totaling more than $39 million.
The filing includes a note from an independent accounting firm, Colorado-based BF Borgers CPA PC, warning that Trump Media's "operating losses raise substantial doubt about its ability to continue as a going concern." The firm has worked with Trump Media since 2022.
The note is dated March 25, the day before Trump's company started trading on the Nasdaq stock exchange under the symbol DJT, surging at first and earning comparisons to so-called "meme stocks."
Shares of the company fell more than 10% Monday. Its market value stood at about $7 billion.
At the Moment, It is Down 24% Today, and Market Cap is Below $5.5 Billion.
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Post by mhbruin on Apr 1, 2024 8:38:45 GMT -8
Go, Go, Gottlieb
From Pizzagate to the 2020 Election: Forcing Liars to Pay or Apologize
Michael J. Gottlieb is part of a cadre of lawyers deploying defamation, one of the oldest areas of the law, against a tide of political disinformation.
Michael J. Gottlieb can never remember the exact amount — it’s $148,169,000— that a jury ordered Rudolph W. Giuliani to pay the Georgia election workers Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss. But Ms. Freeman’s words after the December 2023 victory are indelible to him.
“Don’t waste your time being angry at those who did this to me and my daughter,” said Ms. Freeman, 65, who with her daughter Ms. Moss, 39, was falsely accused by Mr. Giuliani of aiding an imagined plot to steal the 2020 presidential election.
“We are more than conquerors.”
Less than a decade ago, the two women would have struggled to find a lawyer. But Mr. Gottlieb, a partner at the firm Willkie Farr & Gallagher and a former associate counsel in the Obama White House, represented them for free. Convinced that viral lies threaten public discourse and democracy, he is at the forefront of a small but growing cadre of lawyers deploying defamation, one of the oldest areas of the law, as a weapon against a tide of political disinformation.
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Post by mhbruin on Apr 1, 2024 8:40:20 GMT -8
Cleveland Rocks!
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Post by mhbruin on Apr 1, 2024 8:41:38 GMT -8
Why Is This Taking So Long?
House Intel chair says Ukraine aid will have ‘overwhelming support’ in Congress after recess
“The Speaker has made very clear statements that when we get back, it’s the next top agenda, after having just passed all the bills that fund the federal government,” Turner said Sunday. “I believe this is going to have overwhelming support in Congress, and we’ll put a bill on the president’s desk.”
CBS News correspondent Ed O’Keefe then pressed Turner on whether the bill will have strong support from GOP members, or if it will require adding a loan payment plan or border security provisions.
“I think there already is significant and very strong support among Republicans and certainly across Americans, across the country,” he said.
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Post by mhbruin on Apr 1, 2024 8:42:29 GMT -8
RFK Jr Found the Perfect Running Mate
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Post by mhbruin on Apr 1, 2024 8:44:06 GMT -8
Let's Talk Turkey
Turkey’s main opposition party retained its control over key cities and made huge gains elsewhere in Sunday’s local elections, in a major upset to President Recep Tayyip Erdogan, who had set his sights on retaking control of those urban areas.
With more than 90% of ballot boxes counted, incumbent Istanbul Mayor Ekrem Imamoglu, of the Republican People’s Party, or CHP, was leading by a wide margin in Turkey’s largest city and economic hub, according to the state-run Anadolu Agency. Mansur Yavas, the mayor of the capital, Ankara, retained his seat with a stunning 25-point difference over his challenger, the results indicated.
In all, the CHP won the municipalities of 36 of Turkey’s 81 provinces, according to Anadolu, making inroads into many strongholds of Erdogan’s party. It gained 37% of the votes nationwide, compared to 36% for the president’s party, marking the CHP’s greatest electoral victory since Erdogan came to power two decades ago.
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Post by mhbruin on Apr 1, 2024 8:46:10 GMT -8
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Post by mhbruin on Apr 1, 2024 8:51:03 GMT -8
Born on a Mountain Top in Tennesee
Abill that would classify as a drug certain foods with vaccine materials added to them was passed by the Tennessee Senate and now awaits Governor Bill Lee's signature into law amid concerns about research on putting immunity boosters into lettuce.
The proposed law, HB 1894, was passed in a 23-6 Senate vote last Thursday after getting the House's green light in a 73-22 vote in early March.
It would classify any food that "contains a vaccine or vaccine material" as a drug under Tennessee law, meaning the food would have to be labeled accordingly. The bill defines vaccine material as a substance intended to "stimulate the production of antibodies and provide immunity against disease."
The legislation would not ban vaccine-imbued foods from being sold in the state but would require them to carry the same sort of medical labeling as injectable vaccines or medications.
While proponents of the measure cited ongoing research into this method of conveying vaccines and the need to give people the recommended dose of a vaccine, opponents questioned the bill's necessity and whether such foodstuffs would ever be sold alongside their unvaccinated counterparts at grocery stores.
During a debate on the bill before Thursday's vote, state Senator Heidi Campbell, a Democrat, asked for evidence of "any instances of there being food offered in the state of Tennessee that contains vaccines."
Speaking of the research, she said that "the idea that this would somehow correlate to some kind of a retail offering of vegetables, especially when that vegetable would cost many thousands of dollars, just seems to me [to be] messy to be passing legislation for that reason."
Senate advocates of the bill said that they did not know of any specific examples of vaccine-imbued foods being sold but that the bill was to ensure regulations are in place if such sales occur. They also noted the relative inexpensiveness of some vaccines and lettuce.
Raised in the Woods, So He Knew Every Tree
Only one major vote remains before a bill could require Tennessee school children in at least 78 counties to view a 3-minute fetal development video.
Senate Bill 2767 would mandate inclusion of a 3-minute computer-generated or high definition ultrasound video depicting fetal development in family life curricula across the state beginning in the 2024-25 school year. The bill cites as an example an animation developed by an anti-abortion activist group asserting that human life begins at conception.
“A family life curriculum that directly or indirectly addresses human growth, human development, human sexuality would be incomplete if it didn’t actually show the very beginning of that life, which is at conception,” bill sponsor Sen. Janice Bowling, R-Tullahoma, said during a committee hearing Wednesday.
The legislation specifically cites “Meet Baby Olivia,” a video produced by Live Action as an example of one that would fit the requirements. But that video has been criticized by Planned Parenthood leadership as “inaccurate and emotionally manipulative.” Tennessee Democrats, too, have questioned the video’s neutrality and medical accuracy, and called it an effort “to advance the idea that fetuses are people and that abortion care is wrong.”
Killed Him a B'ar When He Was Only Three
A Tennessee bill, introduced in the senate by Republican Steve Southerland, does not use the term “chemtrails”. The language in the bill, however – there is talk of the government “intentionally dispersing chemicals into the atmosphere” – directly evokes a decades-old conspiracy theory.
Proponents of the debunked chemtrails idea believe that the cloudy white lines created by airplane emissions are chemicals being released into the atmosphere. The idea is that the government, or shadowy private organizations, are pumping out toxic chemicals, with the aim being anything from modifying the weather to controlling a population’s minds.
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