The Daily Utterings of King Don I (experimental post)

CNN had an article just quoting from the actual live sayings of the prez,  I posted it on BZOF, ut it is so funny I am linking it here.  I am willing to be spanked if this proves an ill-advised thread.  No comic could have thought up these lines, it is so trumpy.  If you don't gasp or laugh, well . . . There are actually fifty-two "utterings" insterspersed here and there by CNN editors.  If this URL is active from within this post fine,  I haven't found the BZ-kind of URL field here yet.
www.bruinzone.com/gen/messages/64110.shtml