DrJ
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Post by DrJ on Apr 24, 2020 10:01:12 GMT -8
Today he’s claiming he was asking “a sarcastic question” to the “fake news media.”
LOL. He wasn’t being sarcastic, and he wasn’t asking the press. He was asking Dr. Birx, and her reaction was incredible. You could almost see her will to live leave her body as he was asking her if injecting disinfectants into lungs to clean them out would work.
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Post by sagobob on Apr 24, 2020 10:38:25 GMT -8
I aspirated some Jack Daniel's once. It didn't work out well. LOL! A little humor goes a long way.
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Post by northbruin40 on Apr 24, 2020 14:38:15 GMT -8
What so many are failing to grasp is Trump's really dumb, most asinine ideas are more genius than most folk's best ideas. Thus, the media misses the point when Trump suggests we inhale disinfectants. But those of us who see the genius in his asinine, really dumb ideas aren't fooled!
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Post by sagobob on Apr 24, 2020 15:17:36 GMT -8
I aspirated some Jack Daniel's once. It didn't work out well. LOL! Well played sir.
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hasben
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Post by hasben on Apr 24, 2020 17:38:15 GMT -8
Washington D.C. April 24, 2020 URI
Today in a press briefing the world’s most stable genius, Donald John Trump, suggested that inserting a Tootsie Roll into one’s rectum could possibly weaken the effects of the novel coronavirus. "You can insert one or two or the whole roll if you're you know big enough down there. They're amazing, just amazing." Unable to recall his source of the recommendation he said that he’d read it somewhere "on a very reliable source, could be top secret, and that as a great reader he only reads very reliable sources greatly." While it’s not a guaranteed cure, he said, “it could be good, very, very good, better than good, really excellent, and a way to save the planet.”
He had no response to a reporter’s statement that his son, Eric, owns a significant amount of stock in Tootsie Roll Industries.
He also ignored questions about yesterday asking his medical staff to find a way to use Lysol inside the body to kill the virus. Since making that comment 100 people in red hats have been rushed to the ER after inhaling a can of Lysol. They are in serious condition but refused to remove their hats and asked to be released to purchase a roll of Tootsie Rolls.
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